December 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Time for me to get ready to get drunk!
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
Bringing in the new year
jamcrackers:
Expectation: No midnight kiss. Reality: No midnight kiss.
My friends with their guy problems.
dixseptdixsept:
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
lol
Story of my life, Take seventeen...
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up